spreading lies and starting controversy

ok...1st stupid post aside...i have a few things to get off of le chest...ill start small and work my way up....because i'm not one to outright hurt others personally, I have been mildly reticent to write this elsewhere, but this is my soapbox. right?....ok the trend of 40-ish dudes wearing the goatees has got to fucking stop....where did this come from?...does it make your filling out face more resemble the one of your youth?...does it make the wife think you look more like Johnny Depp or perhaps Tim McGraw?...all I know is that every time i've had enough and speak out about this, I look around and there are like 4 of these dudes within earshot...what gives?...ladies, if i'm wrong and you like this, let me know...i just don't get it, its like a facial uniform that everyone is wearing like that stupid Jennifer Aniston hair do...dudes, if this is you that i speak of, I mean no direct ill will, just a few seconds of contemplation directed towards your chin...maybe today is the day to get rid of the 'stache gone awry and you start looking more like the individual in the crowd...as always, just sayin'